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Imagine That... [27 May 2004|04:51pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

Cat taking a dump...enjoyCollapse )
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dig this [14 Apr 2004|10:50pm]

He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.
Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.
You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own
He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.
To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For our sins and our lies.
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a true happened story [13 Apr 2004|07:39pm]

Hehehe, finaly found a place to post this ^.^

hen Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," statement but followed it up with several remarks to the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.

However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. My friend hit a fly ball that landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

-- Naoko --
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[12 Oct 2003|03:39pm]

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If I didn't hate squirrel meat so much I would eat him up! [27 Sep 2003|11:06pm]

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<center><font size="5" color="red" "Papyrus"><a href="http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html">Foamy rant: "Take the cd out crack it in half and slit your writs with the broken pieces!" Foamy the squirrel for Governor!</a>

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***MiSsY****** [20 Sep 2003|11:21am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

CRAP! i love it, it looks great, all we need is like people who post. That would help alot. lol This is Missy..the other half of Chrismiss if anyone has stumbled across this.

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Doing it Craptasia style... [15 Sep 2003|03:35pm]

[ mood | shocked ]

This is Christie from the ChrisMiss team at 2centz, wishing you happy hunting's in our new stompin' ground better known as this here community of ours. Hope your stay is as uncomfortable as our has been, and come again assuming you came in the first place.
Now post something or else oh and go tell all your friends about us and maybe you'll get a boob pic from me and a custom insult from my cousin Missy, the better half of this community...


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